You dont attack or get equipped with anything anyway, but if we look at the rest of our DEBT acronym, this means that you cant be targeted, damaged, or enchanted by the chosen card
Treat your ramp like a curve Mix ramp that works at 2, 3, and 4 mana, not just big rock tribal. Spawn and Scions help smooth this, and they also give you bodies for blocking
Its evocative of the dark turn Lion King story while also expressing the extreme board-wiping effect of the card
The tap mode discount makes this reasonably efficient when under pressure, so Id expect this to be fairly solid removal for more controlling decks
Some types of coating, especially matte, allow for effortless shuffling, while others, like glossy, tend to get sticky much quicker